Caller · moment 4 of 23
Raymond's Tinder Grifter: The Zucchini Fries Saga
from #178 - Secret Society | The Tim Dillon Show · #178
10 min
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Ray tells an extended, escalating story about a Tinder date who moved fast, slept over without sex, started padding the grocery cart with expensive items, ordered crepes and zucchini fries she never ate, and was ultimately exposed as a probable fraud about her "fashion business," ending in a screaming match and a nose-broken punchline.
- Tim identifies the woman as dishonest from the start, reading her "I'm gonna get over on him" vibe immediately.
- Raymond met her at Applebee's for half-price apps, then she quickly suggested watching a movie at his place.
- Tim flags how fast she wanted to go to Raymond's home as a major red flag for a first date.
- Raymond took her to the supermarket to pick up groceries, but she loaded the wagon with expensive items.
- At checkout, Raymond said "separate" and the woman's demeanor shifted cold when she realized he wouldn't pay for everything.
- Days later at IHOP, she ordered crepes on the side while Raymond got an omelet, barely eating the crepes but driving up the bill.
- The woman claimed she used to run a fashion line in the Hamptons, but Raymond suspects everything about her is a lie.
- Raymond went on a photography shoot upstate with no cell signal and returned to voicemails of her cursing him out for missing their plans.
- At a Greek restaurant on Sunday, she ordered zucchini fries, didn't eat them, and kept talking about her defunct fashion business.
- Tim notes that the zucchini fries—another expensive thing she wouldn't eat—confirmed to Raymond she was a complete fraud.
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