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Pitching a Skull and Bones Comedy Show and Elite Kids' Psychology
from #178 - Secret Society | The Tim Dillon Show · #178
15 min
He elaborates the fantasy pitch of doing a secret comedy show for Skull and Bones members, then digresses into whether legacy elites are true sociopaths, closeted drug users, or naive rich kids play-acting at being destined for power.
- Bush's kid and Terry's kid both got tapped for Skull and Bones, but Terry's daughter got in and didn't want it.
- Prescott Bush and others stole Geronimo's skull—the founding crime of the secret society.
- Skull and Bones might not even matter anymore since gender butches like Bush's daughter are rejecting membership.
- Tim speculates that George Bush Senior, in the CIA, probably enjoyed the work—possibly killing Kennedy.
- Tim admits he's never been invited to a compound or elite party despite being in the inner sanctum of comedy.
- People burrow into elite sanctums and realize it's not what they imagined—it's just different.
- The elites won't let Tim and his friend in because they're unpredictable and fear them.
- Tim has always had a fascination with comedy elites, but they've never reciprocated that interest.
- Rich drug addicts like elites enjoy drugs less than regular people—everything is a numbing effect for them.
- The Taco Bell worker laughed at Tim, which is why the bagel guy criticism wasn't entirely wrong.
- Tim realizes elites won't invite him to parties because he's unpredictable and a wild card.
- Even if Tim got into Yale, he'd never be recruited into Skull and Bones because his parents aren't rich enough.
- Tim asks followers to DM anonymously with details on how to get into Skull and Bones or other secret societies.
- Tim offers himself and his friend as sacrifices if Skull and Bones will let them in for a week.
- Even the gods might reject Tim and his friend as sacrifices because they don't meet the standards.
- Occult symbolism in Washington DC is weird, but it illustrates how wrong you could get everything.
- Nick Mullen said some elite occultism is optics and ego, but some members are deadly serious cultists.
- Tim was allowed into the elite comedy circle and saw that it's just not what you'd think—neither better nor worse.
- David Geffen running records is what elite really means—not just the most talented person in a field.
- Comedy industry doesn't respect Tim and doesn't consider him malleable enough to control.
- Skull and Bones members have probably witnessed horrific things or are one degree separate from them.
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