ad · moment 21 of 30
BlueChew Ad: Dick Pills and a Grim Marriage Fantasy
from #174 - Brendan Schaub | The Tim Dillon Show · #174
2 min
SponsorBlueChew
Tim pitches BlueChew as a discreet chewable ED/performance pill, then spins into an elaborate dark bit imagining a loser using it to hook up with an old high school flame, leading to a bleak marriage and possibly-autistic child.
- Tim pitches BlueChew dick pills with promo code, first order free except five dollars shipping.
- Tim describes the fantasy: reconnect with an overweight girl from high school at Thanksgiving, get drunk, sleep together.
- She calls the next day amazed, you start dating, both move back to the same town with nothing else going on.
- You get married at a VFW in what you call fun and quirky but is actually sad, then have loveless sex.
- Years later you're at Disney World in 110-degree heat with your fat wife and your weird non-blinking son destined for violence.
- Sitting at an overpriced resort for the only two days you can afford, you realize BlueChew gave you this entire life.