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Ridge Wallet Ad: Boomer Wallets and Furniture Salesman Business Cards

from #174 - Brendan Schaub | The Tim Dillon Show · #174

5 min

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Tim riffs extensively on how a fat, overstuffed wallet full of useless business cards is a sign of being a loser or a boomer before pitching the Ridge Wallet as the sleek alternative, with a discount code.

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  • Having a fat wallet used to signal success, but now it means you're either poor or in the Mafia.
  • Pulling out a broken-down wallet at a bar tells people you haven't made good decisions and will ruin their life.
  • Ridge Wallet is a small front-pocket metal wallet with two plates bound by elastic, sleek and indestructible.
  • Older people shuffle through bulbous wallets at bars, revealing they've accomplished nothing with their lives.
  • Getting a business card from a furniture salesman and keeping it is pointless—he's just trying to rip you off on an ottoman.
  • Tim's boomer dad kept cards from people who'd tried to scam him, maintaining a rotating wallet of grifters.
  • Ridge Wallet offers 10% off at ridgecomm.com/tim for a compact, sleek, futuristic wallet that signals you've made good decisions.
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