rant · moment 22 of 22
Bill Eating His Own Sh*t in the Parking Lot
from #169 - We're The Dirtbags | The Tim Dillon Show · #169
4 min
An extended metaphor comparing dysfunctional coworkers who refuse to shape up to citizens who won't engage productively with the country's problems, tying back to political apathy.
- Tim on living as things slip away: the economy is based on gambling, people are too fat to fit in cars.
- Uninsured citizens think it's fine because Trump's draining the swamp and putting Obama in Gitmo based on Reddit poems.
- Bill eating his own shit in the parking lot — a parable about coworkers too far gone to reach or fire.
- Bill doesn't care and you can't fire him because they're not even paying him.
- People have zero interest in fixing anything, especially those with nice homes, cars, and kids in good schools.
- The totally fucked have no idea how to fix things, and anyone trying to teach them gets co-opted or murdered.
- Tim's solution: start calling yourself a ho and dress like a fifteen-year-old whenever politics comes up.
- When someone brings up politics, respond by saying 'I'm a cow, I'm not a cat, I don't say meow.'
- Tim plugs TimDillon Comedy dot com for live dates.