The Price of Fun and Surrounding Yourself with Psychopaths

• 1:31:08Tim describes the contentment of someone 350-400 pounds who embraces their dysfunction and immobility completely.
• 1:31:51Overweight people at casinos and restaurants across America sit in mansions eating tater tots, which he claims appear on 30-40 percent of American restaurant menus.
• 1:32:29These men go to steakhouses nightly, get hammered and fatter, their penises shrink into their bodies, yet they're heroes to themselves because Trump blames Mexicans.
• 1:33:24Tim plugs live tickets at timdelcomedy.com and complains his Jewish nerd tech guy built a site that doesn't even work on mobile.
• 1:34:10Dennis, if alive, would address the absent accusers and say "life in the big city" while drinking cheap wine from a Burger King cup and smoking Marlboros.
• 1:34:51Tim hopes listeners' dreams come true except for those planning to kill him, others, or detonate a suitcase nuke.
• 1:35:19He's showered on animals and doesn't want dogs and cats in homes anymore—they're filthy and he wants nothing to do with them despite liking them.
• 1:35:46China does it right eating dogs and people, which is why they're number one, and Tim considers moving there or touring.
• 1:36:11Malaysia's Pizza Hut puts fish heads in stuff-crust pizza so locals can get fat while eating their native food—an ingenuity Tim respects for creative marketing.
• 1:36:47He lost his phone and spent four days through insurance getting a replacement by mail, now can't repeat that process and asks listeners to mail him phones.

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