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Ridge Wallet — His Disgusting Wallet and His Hoarder Mother
from #169 - We're The Dirtbags | The Tim Dillon Show · #169
10 min
SponsorRidge Wallet
Tim transitions into the Ridge Wallet ad, riffing extensively on his own overstuffed Greg Norman wallet, his mother's hoarding, and the idea that minimalism signals wealth and competence.
- Tim describes his embarrassing, overloaded wallet stuffed with business cards and cash that's been through the washer.
- A fat wallet now signals mental illness, crammed with loyalty cards from froyo shops and delis instead of money.
- Tim's mother was a hoarder with rooms stacked floor to ceiling with McDonald's toys, Beanie Babies, and collectible garbage.
- Tim admits his wallet is the last part of his mother's hoarding tendency he carries with him—a fat, disgusting Greg Norman shark wallet.
- He has absolute zeros as business contacts crammed into his wallet with nothing essential except a debit card and license.
- Tim is mortified taking out his wallet at restaurants because it's beat-up with everything stuffed into one section.
- Nobody gets laid taking out a big hunk of stuff on a bar; people want someone who has a few cards and nothing else.
- Tim's father didn't have a Ridge wallet and ended up a second-rate salesman living his life in debt because people didn't respect him.
- You can change your life starting with a sleek, slender wallet—it leads to the wife, kids, house, gates, heated kitchen floors, and eventually a mansion.
- Nobody in a mansion carries an old crap wallet; minimalism is the path to hustling success.