rant · moment 16 of 24
Keto, Ravioli Cravings, and Why Exercise Is for Stupid People
from 165 - Please Come Kill Us · #165
4 min
Tim describes his imperfect keto diet and enduring craving for ravioli and gyros, then argues jokingly that exercise is fundamentally for people who don't have better things to do, like watching YouTube documentaries.
- Tim doesn't want to give up ravioli for keto, even if it means better dating prospects.
- He's committing to diet and exercise, two things he claims to hate.
- Tim argues that exercise is fundamentally for stupid people.
- Working people can't find time to both hit the gym and watch YouTube documentaries.
- Most great art gets created because artists are unhappy and discontent, so happiness might kill creativity.
- Speculation about whether Michelangelo was actually happy or just had demons and pedophilic tendencies.
- Tim riffs on aliens observing Earth and concluding it's planet pedophile because elite people fuck children to get ahead.
- The alien observation that you have to fuck kids to get ahead in human society.
- Tim considers what he'd do if he could start over.