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The Fit Lawyer Fantasy and Redoing Life as an Athlete

from 165 - Please Come Kill Us · #165

5 min

Tim fantasizes about an alternate life as an athletic, successful lawyer, contrasting it with a real flamboyant, bombastic fat lawyer he knew, and Ray reflects on a period he briefly ran five miles a day.

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  • Tim would do nothing differently if he could go back and redo his life.
  • If he could do it all again, he'd be a lacrosse player.
  • At age 30, Tim was running five miles a day despite being fat his whole life until then.
  • Being fat as a kid meant never being good at athletic stuff, and he wishes he'd pushed his body more.
  • Athletic backgrounds matter—you can get good at baseball and feel good about yourself.
  • Tim could have been a fit lawyer instead of the fat lawyers he's known.
  • He knew a fat lawyer who was good at his job but still embarrassing in court, wearing a scarf in the middle of proceedings.
  • This lawyer was bombastic with a lisp and slur, threw huge Christmas parties for the whole county, and told Tim to shave his beard.
  • Tim scored around 1280 on the SAT without practicing, thinks he could've clicked at 1400 with effort.
  • If he'd applied himself, he could have gotten into Columbia or a similar college.
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