Sex, Family, and Bo Burnham's Eighth Grade

• 1:03:24Tim's advice on sex: don't get too into it unless you really know what you're doing, and it's more about friendship than obsession.
• 1:04:05Healthy family relationships matter, but get surrogate families and go on vacations with other people to be independent young.
• 1:04:29Bo Burnham's Eighth Grade is a decent movie, but Tim critiques Burnham's bit about artists and not feeding families as economically illiterate.
• 1:05:09The movie works because it follows a girl who feels like an outsider, gets invited to a party, and ends up with the goofball instead of the handsome jerk.
• 1:05:29Never build your comedy act around another kid at school—they could transfer or harm themselves, leaving you with nothing.
• 1:05:50In high school, punch up at teachers and principals, get good impressions, and be able to read the room about when joking is appropriate.
• 1:06:17Analyzing social dynamics and knowing what people want from you isn't sociopathic—it's awareness, and you can use it to distract teachers.
• 1:06:46Tim's Spanish class story: he said "a little pudding" when asked what helada meant, killed the class, and the teacher laughed.
• 1:07:42Being in Hollywood is valuable; he's meeting important people and it matters to be popular, cool, and the person others want to be around.
• 1:08:41Money, real estate, Oscars, and Emmys don't fix the fact that some people just suck, and the ones who suck always know it.

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