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Divorce Trauma and the Boomer Beanie Baby Custody Battle

from 159 - Bomb Disney World · #159

5 min

A lengthy rant on how divorce genuinely damages kids despite society downplaying it now, including his parents' two-year mediated divorce fighting over trivial items like Aunt Gussy's table and his father's guitars.

In this bit10 moments
  • A friend says divorce as a child extinguishes hope of ever having a conventional life because you're damaged now.
  • Divorce barely registers as trauma because everything else is so catastrophically bad—kids in cages, on heroin, being sold by CPS to senators.
  • Tim explains what divorce really means: parents telling the child 'we're not into each other, and barely into you.'
  • Marriage without children is kind of dumb unless you're running an empire; otherwise you're heading toward the end.
  • Tim's parents' divorce lasted two years because they couldn't afford lawyers and used a mediator to argue over Beanie Babies.
  • His mother asked who would get Aunt Gussy's table while Tim, age 13, faced a decade of drug use.
  • Boomers had nothing to divide—no college education, no financial planning, just Hess trucks and guitars.
  • People messaged Tim defending boomers: they went from acid in fields listening to Hendrix to Reagan's office with kids to feed.
  • Divorce is more traumatic than people credit, especially when kids have to testify in court and get cross-examined by experts.
  • Tim is not religious, though he considers comedy a cult that makes the least sense of all of them.

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