rant · moment 15 of 27

Getting Ditched for a Stranger's Pool and Cutting Off the Family

from 157 - Cancel Your Family · #157

6 min

Tim describes his dad and stepmother repeatedly blowing him off in favor of visiting friends with a pool, leading him to formally cut them off, then reminisces about his family's Irish holiday debauchery and its collapse into divorce and addiction.

In this bit9 moments
  • Tim admits he used to steal from family at parties, running through aunts' and uncles' pockets for drug money.
  • Irish families start with promise and excitement but end in divorce, bankruptcy, addiction, and mental illness.
  • Growing up in California steamrolled his Italian and Lebanese heritage; he feels like just an American with no strong ethnic identity.
  • One cousin is brilliant but barely speaks—Tim suspects he's disgusted that a gay clown is the family's only successful member not under indictment.
  • Tim notes his generation of cousins all had issues and are white-knuckling through life, wishing they could go back to getting drunk together.
  • Some corners of the world don't let you go; damage from certain life decisions doesn't reverse itself.
  • Tim envies people who've never stolen money from their family or invented fake school trips to fund drugs.
  • Growing up around heavy partying, Tim's generation internalized that as the way to have fun, so they started using at thirteen or fourteen.
  • Drinking looks bad after thirty, then distinguished again around sixty in a nice suit with a cocktail in a bar.

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