rant · moment 14 of 27
Dad Misses His Flight for Bojangles, Twice
from 157 - Cancel Your Family · #157
3 min
Tim recounts his father missing a connecting flight because he stopped to eat Bojangles chicken and fell asleep in the airport, then ate a second Bojangles meal.
- Tim plans a Christmas trip to Rhode Island with his aunt but fears the holidays in Manila.
- Family parties used to involve big political fights between his Republican and Democrat relatives.
- Tim's approach as a conspiracy person: ignore both sides arguing about taxes and healthcare while he focuses on mind control and factory farms of human beings.
- His centrist position: 'I believe in lizard death cults.'
- Growing up, his Irish family had massive Thanksgiving gatherings with 50 people, two 22-pound turkeys, fistfights, and debauchery.
- Now the family gatherings aren't fun anymore because all his relatives have been divorced and their kids are heroin addicts.