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Retiring as White Trash Near Tampa and Strip Club Bouncers

from Mike Recine · #142

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2 min

Continuation of the white-trash fantasy bit — retiring outside Tampa, hanging out with bouncer friends who only talk about fights, and "someone's gotta be that guy" riffs about aging degenerates.

In this bit4 moments
  • 24:25Strip club bouncers only talk about fights they've been in, spending entire dinners recounting their scars and gunshot wounds.
  • 24:39Tim defends the role of the old guy at the strip club—someone has to fill every archetypal position in society.
  • 25:23Tim's parents are thinking about leaving Jersey and moving to Florida, his brother and sister both still living with them.
  • 25:43Real North Carolina is just rural fields where you see MAGA hats and mass graves that the townspeople celebrate without knowing whose remains are there.

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