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White Trash Happiness, Healthcare, and God Calling Angels Home

from Mike Recine · #142

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4 min

Tim riffs on podcasting being open to everyone, fantasizes about retiring as white trash, jokes about lacking health insurance, and does an extended bit about God "calling home" a Florida guy who died in a dumb way, plus his cousin's rehab stints and the family group text hierarchy.

In this bit7 moments
  • 2:02War refugees are assimilating quickly by selling iPhone cases in malls.
  • 2:19Tim argues podcasting isn't a white man's game—anyone with a MacBook can do it, there are no gatekeepers.
  • 3:02100% white trash people are genuinely happy and having a better time than anyone else.
  • 3:40Tim says nobody actually has healthcare, and being liked matters more than being funny for survival.
  • 4:18He'd rather die than have his life saved by the human garbage that comprises his social circle.
  • 4:44Tim jokes about running a GoFundMe just to donate all the money to Trump and then die.
  • 5:07White guys from Southern Florida who think they're Black guys have the greatest clarity of vision and focus.
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