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Ski Mask Runs and the Suspicious Morgue Cop

from What is Shangri-La · #129

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2 min

Tim recounts running five miles a day in a ski mask through his neighborhood while losing weight, getting stopped by a cop who worked at the morgue and complimented his transformation, then riffs about wishing the show could go mainstream with hosts like Kelly Ripa.

In this bit7 moments
  • 42:26Fat detective in a Cutlass Sierra claims to work at the fourth precinct, trying to fuck with him.
  • 42:45Morgue cop says he sees Tim running every day and thinks he's doing a great thing.
  • 43:11Tim wishes the show had become something with Kelly Ripa and Brian Gumbel instead.
  • 43:25Tim jokes about greeting Kelly Ripa with inappropriate comments about her appearance.
  • 43:40Tim pitches an after-hours Patreon feature of them miking up the talk show hosts.
  • 43:56Tim argues the audience should just imagine what happens and appreciate the unknown instead of knowing details.
  • 44:15Tim questions what Shangri-La actually is and notes it's the title of an episode they've done.
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