Interview · moment 11 of 12
Would Tim Survive in Australia, and Aussie Men vs Porn Stars
from Born on the 4th of Meat Pie · #124
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6 minGuest
Tim jokingly considers moving to Australia, discusses whether Australian men are buff or wiry, jerking off in public as a national pastime, and compares Australia Day to the 4th of July.
- 41:44Tim explains what migrants crossing the border should have brought: swimmies, rope, a boogie board, hooks, ingenuity.
- 43:19Why didn't they just set the border wall on fire or bring a jackhammer?
- 43:56Tim admits he feels bad for migrants and questions whether he deserves to be in America more than they do.
- 44:26Tim considers moving to Australia but dismisses it, citing his poor relationship with the sun.
- 45:10On Australian men: Tim thinks of wiry, gruff types who look down on surfers rather than buff gym guys.
- 45:59Mad Max-style Australians weren't big buff guys, but Tim is more afraid of modern porn actors than Australian men.
- 46:30Tim and guest discuss whether Australians are sexual deviants, citing public jerking off as a national celebration.
- 46:59Australia Day is a hopeless name compared to the 4th of July, which actually sounds great.
- 47:10The 4th of July sounds great even if you're in a wheelchair.