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Digging Through Mashed Mateo's Instagram

from Carney Code · #123

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3 min

Tim and Ray keep scrolling through the contest winner's Instagram photos, riffing on his pizza with black olives, gym pics, and other odd posts, plus a plug for The Stand comedy club shows.

In this bit7 moments
  • 1:07:25Mashed Mateo's Instagram shows him making kissy lips in photos.
  • 1:07:37Tim criticizes Mateo's pizza choice for having too many black olives.
  • 1:08:02Tim questions a weird picture in Mateo's posts that looks like evidence in a trial.
  • 1:08:27Tim stops defending Mashed Mateo and questions why he's even looking at his Instagram.
  • 1:08:37Mateo probably works at Goldman Sachs, where most of their fans are employed.
  • 1:08:50Tim explains how fans at Goldman Sachs are currently getting strip-searched for drugs and mentions you can hide Percocet in shoelaces.
  • 1:09:06Story about a fat girl in rehab who smuggled a crazy amount of drugs in her gas.
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