rant · moment 17 of 20
The Mashed Mateo Painting Contest Winner
from Carney Code · #123
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5 minRay draws the winner of a painting giveaway contest out of a hat, revealed to be an Instagram user called Mashed Mateo, leading to a bit about asking for his ID and investigating his Instagram profile in a mock-suspicious way.
- 1:02:00Ray reveals the contest prize includes living with the winner for a month to paint the picture.
- 1:02:28Tim questions whether Mashed Mateo is actually a person's real name.
- 1:02:42Ray describes putting names on strips of paper in a hat, then gets increasingly incoherent explaining the randomization process.
- 1:03:38Ray says he's painting something that conveys his vibe and feelings from 2018, though he hasn't painted anything real in a while.
- 1:04:08Ray clarifies the painting will be no bigger than 8 by 10 inches, small enough to put in someone's home.
- 1:04:28Tim expresses curiosity about who Mashed Mateo actually is and wants to have him on the show.
- 1:05:03Ray jokes that the winner's parents will think their kid's weird painting is a problem and send him to therapy.
- 1:05:32Ray asks the winner to send him a photo of their driver's license on Instagram.
- 1:05:43Tim and Bobby object to Ray requesting someone's government ID over Instagram, calling it illegal.
- 1:06:18Ray realizes he may have made a mistake and agrees not to ask for ID, suggesting only a birthday card instead.
- 1:06:42Ray looks up the winner's Instagram, confirms he looks 18, and says he's not doing anything wrong.
Ray KumpMashed Matteo