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Fake Early House Results and Polling Nonsense
from America's Election Headquarters · #121
Audio-only archive episode — no video to seek.
3 minRay and Tim run through meaningless early House/Senate tallies, mock exit poll questions about "extremist violence," and riff on people who wear voting stickers being insufferable, plus a bit about "run, don't vote."
- 17:55Early election results with only 67 seats decided are useless for predicting outcomes.
- 18:51Voters who wear stickers are the least interesting people in the world and couldn't hold a conversation about local races like Comptroller without dying inside.
- 19:24Tim argues people should run for office instead of voting—that's what would actually impress him.
- 19:51There's a show about 18-year-olds discussing other 18-year-olds, led by a panel of the same age group.
- 20:07Tim and guest joke about whether the Columbine shooters are still alive, then pivot to the idea of reanimating them for election coverage.
- 20:25A theme park built around holograms of deceased school shooters touring is floated as an actual concept.