Interview · moment 23 of 23
Getting Rich Friends Requires Selling Out Arenas
from Rich Cunt with Hailey Sacks · #119
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2 minGuest
Closing riff on why Tim hasn't been invited into wealthy social circles despite Netflix and Comedy Central specials, and the two paths in (extreme hotness or extreme success) with a joke about marrying for love the second time.
- 1:05:44Tim thought he'd gain rich friends after Netflix and Comedy Central specials, but it never happened.
- 1:06:00Selling out arenas is the requirement for being invited onto yachts by the wealthy.
- 1:06:11Rich people don't want anyone who needs what they have—they're looking for self-sufficient individuals.
- 1:06:42Different standards apply to women—a hot woman can date a rich man regardless of background, but men need more going on.
- 1:07:08Tim cancels Comedy Cellar dates due to scheduling conflict and directs people to see Bobby Kelly instead.