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Bedbugs and the 90s Cover Band Guy's Crohn's Disease Cover Story
from The Men Behind The Boys · #102
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2 minTim describes his apartment's bedbug infestation and the exterminator drama with his roommate, then riffs with Ray on faking cancer or Crohn's disease as an excuse for being a loser living with your parents.
- 11:03Tim proposes telling people you're dying of cancer if you're living with your parents and in a 90s cover band.
- 11:21Argument that Crohn's disease isn't real—just people shitting all the time, which Tim treats as a lifestyle choice rather than a medical condition.
- 11:40Tim doubles down: Crohn's is white losers who eat ice cream and then blame shitting on disease instead of cleaning themselves up.
- 12:06Producer had a client with Crohn's who is a nice guy but definitely shits himself sometimes, which Tim treats as validation of his theory.
- 12:20Tim refuses to take the disease seriously, insisting that shitting can't be the only symptom if it's supposed to count as medical.
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