rant · moment 5 of 13
Girl Scouts, Cookies, and DNA Tests on Dates
from Brighton Beach Memoirs · #96
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3 minThey continue riffing on Boy Scouts vs Girl Scouts, imagining a Girl Scout who talks like Ray, then veer into a bit about demanding a DNA test from a woman on a date.
- 9:05Most kids in Boy Scouts are just trying to get their badges; it's not the paramilitary thing people imagine.
- 9:45Tim acknowledges the appeal of defining what it means to be a man, but questions why these traits have to be gendered.
- 10:21Girl Scouts recently called the police over something, according to what Tim has heard.
- 10:48Tim argues the Boy Scouts is a more robust organization, which is why he thinks women should join it.
- 11:02A Girl Scout knocking on the door with Tim's voice, selling cookies and asking if you want a DNA test on the girl, transitions into a cookie preference discussion.
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