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Ray's Fake Job Interview to Join Team 10
from Kump Joins Team 10 · #78
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7 minTim runs a bit interviewing Ray as a prospective Team 10 recruit pitching absurd deep-state 'meta economics' pranks, complete with a filthy sex-advice tangent, before pivoting to a real look at the Jake Paul Wikipedia page.
- 29:18Tim imagines Team 10 kids staring skeptically at Ray in a suit, doubting whether he'll fit in.
- 29:28Tim launches into an interview roleplay as Jake Paul, with Ray trying to join Team 10.
- 29:53Ray claims to have knowledge about dark economics and deep state matters as his asset.
- 30:21Tim pitches taking Team 10's core engine and colliding it with the Pentagon and interconnected deep state hierarchy.
- 31:09Instead of running naked in Orange County, Tim suggests they do it at the Federal Reserve.
- 32:06Tim reads that Team 10 was actually a 1960s architectural group, discovering they're more accomplished than Jake Paul's.
- 33:13Tim fantasizes about Ray becoming a sherpa figure giving advice to Team 10 members about relationship problems.
- 33:36Ray gives absurdly specific sexual advice involving pepper sauce from Nobu.
- 34:17Jake Paul played Dirk on the Disney Channel series Bizaardvark, which Tim finds darkly funny given recent controversies.
- 34:48Tim compares the last five years of reality to a simulation that's jumped the shark, suggesting something's seriously wrong.
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