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The 'I'm Like Columbine' Kid and Dan's Fired Mall Santa Job

from Christmas Karaoke (with Dan St. Germain and Tom Lewis) · #77

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2 min

Ray recounts a classmate's bizarre threat to shoot himself on people's lawns; Dan tells the story of getting fired from a mall Santa gig for not being jolly enough, working alongside a disturbing clown-slash-chicken performer.

In this bit5 moments
  • 19:17Kid from Columbus was kicked out of school for threatening to shoot himself on people's front lawns instead of being a school shooter.
  • 19:45Tim calls the suicide-threat comeback possibly the best he's ever heard.
  • 20:08Dan was fired from a mall Santa job for not being jolly enough and upsetting the children.
  • 20:30The clown who hired Dan kept binders of his lovers and dressed as a giant chicken for a restaurant.
  • 21:02Dan quit the gig early after a chicken showed up to sit with the kids waiting for Santa.
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