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Dating Kevin Spacey and Ranking Which Celebrities Being Pedophiles Would Hurt Most
from Stewed Reunion (with Mike Recine) · #74
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2 minThey joke about who would date Kevin Spacey, imagine a hypothetical Spacey podcast, and rank which celebrities being exposed as predators would personally bother them most, including Spielberg, Tom Hanks, and Judy Dench.
- 1:04:06Tim says he'd date Kevin Spacey's face and throw ass in his eyes for him.
- 1:04:18Starting a podcast with Kevin Spacey would draw at least 14,000 listeners, though iTunes would try to censor it.
- 1:05:09If Spielberg turned out to be a major pedophile trafficking kids in Hollywood, that would genuinely bother Tim.
- 1:05:20Tom Hanks being accused wouldn't bother him the way Spielberg would, but Harrison Ford being exposed wouldn't ruin his day either.
- 1:05:38Tim jokes about Judi Dench being arrested for murdering a child, sarcastically adding she's not well.
- 1:06:01Tim speculates that old Hollywood actors like Walter Matthau and Jack Lemmon were probably running trains on young women back in the day.
- 1:06:12Vegas showgirls from decades past could expose things about every fucking president if they ever talked about what happened.
Harrison FordKevin SpaceySteven SpielbergSteven SeagalDame Judi DenchWalter MatthauJack LemmonTom HanksWizard of Oz