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The Coke-Fueled Strip Club Birthday Blowjob Mishap
from Stewed Reunion (with Mike Recine) · #74
Audio-only archive episode — no video to seek.
3 minRay tells a detailed story of an after-party at a coke-heavy strip club where a dancer's birthday led to an awkward, unwanted financial negotiation ending in an ill-fated attempt at a lap dance gone wrong.
- 35:18Tim recounts a story about a stripper who tricked him into ejaculating on his pants at a strip club.
- 35:36Years ago, Tim worked with a DJ from Ghana who took him and others to a strip club after a party.
- 36:04They arrive at the strip club and a stripper immediately assumes they're coke dealers.
- 36:17His friend tells the stripper it's Tim's birthday; she misinterprets a bag of powdered sugar as cocaine.
- 36:35The stripper offers Tim a $40 blowjob for his birthday, but he only wanted a lap dance and doesn't want to spend the money.
- 36:57The stripper agrees to let Tim jerk off into her mouth as a compromise since she won't get paid otherwise.
- 37:09In a shabby back room with beads, Tim pulls out his penis and begins masturbating while the stripper watches without doing anything.
- 37:31As Tim starts ejaculating, the stripper reacts with surprise and jumps back, causing him to come all over his khakis instead of into her mouth.
- 37:43Tim questions how the stripper had time to react and jump back before he finished.