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Boatsmen, Sunburns, and Rich People's Empty Apartments
from Inside the Cia (with John Kiriakou) · #54
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3 minTim and Ray open riffing on beach-loving guys with kayaks, Tim's fantasy of being an "old salt," and pricing out Hamptons hotels for an upcoming gig. This spirals into a long riff on dog-walking and house-sitting for the ultra-rich in Tribeca and how their apartments feel more like hotels than homes.
- 0:57Tim got severe sunburn as a kid with alligator skin and bubbles on his back in July.
- 1:13Poor people don't experience summer the way rich people do with their pool photos on Instagram.
- 1:52Guy he knew strapped a kayak to his Jetta and went fishing every day after work.
- 2:08Tim claims he's one degree away from being a boatsman because he swam a lot as a kid.
- 2:27Tim insists he could navigate the open sea and prey on people like a pirate.