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Cold Open: Merch Ideas and the Boston Bus Ride
from Ray Kump Donovan · #35
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3 minTim and Ray riff on YouTube promotion, a hat cleaning bit, an ill-fitting aunt-bought shirt, and brainstorm merch ideas (T-shirts, thongs, sex toys) before Tim starts recounting his trip to Boston via Megabus for bar shows.
- 1:17New York skyline shirt looks like how the city will appear when Tim has a stroke in two months
- 1:34Tim explains the impossible logic of buying clothes for fat people—either a couch cover or a midriff
- 1:51Merch pitch: T-shirt reading 'Tim Dillon Is Going To Hell'
- 2:12Discussion of thong merchandise as a potential product line
- 2:33Strategy behind the merch promotion: watching on YouTube should compel people to subscribe