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The Anunnaki, Ancient Aliens, and Why He's Not Going to Hell
from The Pilot! · #15
Audio-only archive episode — no video to seek.
3 minTim and Ray riff on Ancient Aliens lore about the Anunnaki mixing DNA with early humans to mine atomic gold, spiraling into Tim's take that there's no heaven or hell and his own nature as a huckster who can't commit to any belief system.
- 1:46Anunnaki were a race of god-like beings that came to Earth and mixed alien DNA with animals to create a slave race.
- 2:20They needed monatomic gold because their planet got too hot and the gold would repel the Sun in their atmosphere.
- 2:50Tim questions whether his co-host is a psychopath for immediately pulling out the crazy card and making him look stupid.
- 3:06The Anunnaki mixed their eight-foot alien DNA with Australopithecine DNA to create modern humans.
- 3:35These documentaries are especially convincing at 3 a.m. when you don't want to live and you look around realizing everyone is just slaves.
- 3:53If humans are slaves created by the Anunnaki, then Tim isn't going to hell because there is no hell, heaven, or God.
- 4:09He admits he's a huckster and loves hucksters, and everything he's done—selling subprime mortgages and stand-up comedy—reflects that.