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In the Fox News Red Eye Green Room
from The Pilot! · #15
Audio-only archive episode — no video to seek.
2 minTim describes appearing on Fox's Red Eye at 3am, the surreal panel mix of pundits and 'info babes,' and needling gay conservative pundit Guy Benson about a Hugh Hewitt conservative cruise for elderly Fox fans.
- 19:06Tim's doctor, a conservative Filipino man watching Red Eye at 3 a.m., thinks it's news rather than comedy because it's not actually funny.
- 19:26Red Eye panels pair Tim with incongruous guests—ambassadors to the U.S. next to hot Fox contributors who shouldn't be on the same stage together.
- 19:42Fox women are always attractive but lack real expertise; they talk fast and stick to talking points even in private green room conversations.
- 20:12Female Fox contributors need to hit screen-time quotas each month, so they clock in for shows like Red Eye that nobody actually watches.
- 20:26Tim describes his actual green room lineups: Dennis Prager, a legendary conservative torture host, alongside Guy Benson, a gay conservative.
- 20:42Tim distinguishes himself from conservative labels—he's not ashamed like some liberals, but rather a gay criminal whose values occasionally align with conservative ones.
- 20:54While in the Fox News green room, Tim remarked that he likes Hillary Clinton because she's a big crook.